Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Randomize
