you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
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Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
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Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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