Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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