Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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