Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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