it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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