There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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