windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
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i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
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He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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