True but thats because hes a fetus.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
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Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
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I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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