i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
You have to summon your inner elephant
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Randomize