Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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