took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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