He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
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I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
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Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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