is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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