I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
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How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
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That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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