I cannot find my penis.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
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I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
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I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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