he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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