I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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