He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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