Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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