i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
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I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
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she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
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