So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Randomize
