# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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