My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
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The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
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Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"