Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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