And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
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this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
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As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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