yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Randomize