Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I love you.
Bad choice
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