i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Randomize
