woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
You made out with two different species that night
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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