Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
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dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
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The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
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I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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