Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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