Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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