Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I had to cum in my sink.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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