finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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