Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Randomize
