If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
and she was petting her beer can
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so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
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He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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