I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i think my mom watched the whole time
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
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I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
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Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize