I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Don't EVER smell your tampon
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You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
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I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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