on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Rumble strips road head = magical
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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