carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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