I love black thongs
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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