He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
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how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
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No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
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