id be glad to
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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