I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Quick, to the slutcave!
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Randomize
