ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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