I must be too annoying 4 u.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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