i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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