if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
The feeling are messing with the penis
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
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