one two three fourrrrnication!
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
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so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
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When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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