It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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