I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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