I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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