I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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